Post by bosshalo on Nov 12, 2005 21:11:58 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a Grunt called TuckTuck. He always wanted to do something special, and his mom always told him he would do great things. So one day, returning home from playing with his friends, he discovered his brother, DrakDrak joined the covenant fighting forces argents his will. As you would guess, TuckTuck was hart broken. But seeing this as his chance to make a difference, he started a grunt revolution. Him and his best friend, GoreGore stole a covenant mother ship and started roaming the galaxy for recruits. But after a few years of piracy, raiding and grunty prostitutes, TuckTuck new to win his peoples Independence, he must stand and fight the convent head on. So TuckTuck, GoreGore, and his new Grunty girl friend TimTim, assembled there fleet to attack the covenant. But you must remember, grunts aren't that smart, so for reasons only known to them selves, they attached High Charity. It failed, horribly. But only because of one, surly, drunken bastard called BossBoss. He was a survent of TuckTuck, and he betrayed him to the enemy. But Even though the rebellion was crushed, hundreds of years later, as the rebels are fighting a noble war, the seeds of that old rebellion can be seen in there betti little eyes.
